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tomlinsarse:

MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

posted 22 hours ago — reblogged from: bdsminem originally from: tomlinsarse

pleatedjeans:

The 24 Happiest Inanimate Objects on the Planet

posted 22 hours ago — reblogged from: alex-and-rawr originally from: pleatedjeans

gaydarjedi:

TINY BABY THINGS

posted 22 hours ago — reblogged from: javerts-ponytail originally from: otakusfriends

tardisy-wardisy:

wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

well it was either this or lord of the flies

posted 22 hours ago — reblogged from: superwherelock originally from: wubmachine-deactivated420

littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

posted 22 hours ago — reblogged from: superwherelock originally from: littleblackmaps
Zuhair Murad - Fall Winter 2013 2014
posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: consulting-detective-with-a-box originally from: downeyo
posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: emerel originally from: matafari

The reason why Robert Downey Jr.’s set chair is tiny, as approved by RDJ himself.

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: fredslastjoke originally from: iwantcupcakes

Sebastian Stan at Jane Eyre New York Premiere  3/9/2011

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: fredslastjoke originally from: lawyerupasshole

"I hit the streets living rough, begging for booze money, and then… Things got really bad…"

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: udyxcvmhytrdjkjjfag originally from: winthisbattle

piesmeagol:

gforcejedi:

hannibalthecanibal:

captainofthemoon:

hiddle-batched:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.

Accuracy: You’re doing it right.

accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?

firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive

secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people

thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved

lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?

accuracy matters

i’m gonna cry omg

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: platoniccannibalism originally from: hannibalthecanibal

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: udyxcvmhytrdjkjjfag originally from: fallongifs
posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: amaliaroutledge originally from: sophie-in-the-tardis

majortvjunkie:

college

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: angel-in-the-impala originally from: collegehumor

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: fredslastjoke originally from: myrandaroyces